I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7636. | Neil (mshantanu39) | 97.03 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 7637. | TheTypers (reducer) | 97.02 | 97% | 2025-07-08 |
| 7638. | Euan (gimdalf) | 97.02 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 7639. | DonDon (dondon321) | 97.02 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 7640. | Saku (saque) | 97.02 | 98% | 2017-02-26 |
| 7641. | Complex (eshimelis) | 97.02 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 7642. | Like Like (like_like) | 97.02 | 98% | 2017-05-09 |
| 7643. | Doc (doc_ock) | 97.01 | 98.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 7644. | Mobsky (kmobsky) | 97.01 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 7645. | Lojants (lojants1) | 97.01 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 7646. | Emrys (pr_yx) | 97.00 | 97% | 2019-06-20 |
| 7647. | Garrick (ahaddad123) | 96.99 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 7648. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 96.99 | 97.2% | 2024-11-15 |
| 7649. | Alpuds (alpuds) | 96.99 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 7650. | jay (vjrtss) | 96.99 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 7651. | Thanhtypesquickly (tysontn) | 96.98 | 95% | 2026-05-23 |
| 7652. | Leon (leonume) | 96.97 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 7653. | Mako (mako7) | 96.97 | 97.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7654. | Connor (craposo7) | 96.97 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 7655. | Marc (marcmalha) | 96.96 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 7656. | a (sophie3333) | 96.96 | 96.7% | 2025-04-03 |
| 7657. | quackeda (quackeda) | 96.96 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 7658. | Test (qwertzftw) | 96.96 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 7659. | Theodore (theo52) | 96.95 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 7660. | sub to pewdiepie, unsub fro... | 96.95 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 7661. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 96.95 | 95% | 2018-11-10 |
| 7662. | Vladislav Ostrovsky (atmsphrx) | 96.94 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 7663. | Typerx (newtyperx) | 96.94 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 7664. | Joe (afromonkey) | 96.93 | 98.8% | 2024-04-30 |
| 7665. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 96.93 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |