I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7320. | Neil (mshantanu39) | 97.03 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 7321. | Euan (gimdalf) | 97.02 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 7322. | Like Like (like_like) | 97.02 | 98% | 2017-05-09 |
| 7323. | TheTypers (reducer) | 97.02 | 97% | 2025-07-08 |
| 7324. | DonDon (dondon321) | 97.02 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 7325. | Saku (saque) | 97.02 | 98% | 2017-02-26 |
| 7326. | Complex (eshimelis) | 97.02 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 7327. | Doc (doc_ock) | 97.01 | 98.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 7328. | Mobsky (kmobsky) | 97.01 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 7329. | Lojants (lojants1) | 97.01 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 7330. | Emrys (pr_yx) | 97.00 | 97% | 2019-06-20 |
| 7331. | koya war (warrensoquino) | 96.99 | 96.2% | 2025-05-11 |
| 7332. | Garrick (ahaddad123) | 96.99 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 7333. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 96.99 | 97.2% | 2024-11-15 |
| 7334. | Alpuds (alpuds) | 96.99 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 7335. | jay (vjrtss) | 96.99 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 7336. | Leon (leonume) | 96.97 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 7337. | Mako (mako7) | 96.97 | 97.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7338. | Connor (craposo7) | 96.97 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 7339. | Marc (marcmalha) | 96.96 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 7340. | a (sophie3333) | 96.96 | 96.7% | 2025-04-03 |
| 7341. | quackeda (quackeda) | 96.96 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 7342. | Test (qwertzftw) | 96.96 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 7343. | Theodore (theo52) | 96.95 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 7344. | sub to pewdiepie, unsub fro... | 96.95 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 7345. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 96.95 | 95% | 2018-11-10 |
| 7346. | Vladislav (atmsphrx) | 96.94 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 7347. | Typerx (newtyperx) | 96.94 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 7348. | Joe (afromonkey) | 96.93 | 98.8% | 2024-04-30 |
| 7349. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 96.93 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |