I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8125. | Blake (cooltyper654) | 91.60 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 8126. | Lauris (toxic_bowl) | 91.60 | 99% | 2023-03-13 |
| 8127. | celimo (celimo) | 91.60 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8128. | Andres (atv2307) | 91.60 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 8129. | Benson (entivia) | 91.60 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 8130. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 91.60 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 8131. | HSS (⌐■_■) (111+) (ho... | 91.59 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 8132. | Amaan (consencus) | 91.58 | 96.5% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8133. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 91.58 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 8134. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 91.57 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 8135. | Justyn (justynb) | 91.57 | 93% | 2017-03-15 |
| 8136. | Matt (mdbeatle) | 91.56 | 93% | 2017-01-13 |
| 8137. | Elgrekost (elgrekost) | 91.56 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 8138. | Bleach (bleachfinny) | 91.56 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 8139. | ada (sadness03) | 91.56 | 99% | 2021-05-29 |
| 8140. | Aa (submarinecpt) | 91.56 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 8141. | bernardo (bernafire) | 91.55 | 99.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 8142. | Josh (ub3rjosh) | 91.55 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 8143. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 91.55 | 99% | 2023-02-19 |
| 8144. | Zeltraa (zeltraa) | 91.55 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8145. | Betsy (betsy39) | 91.55 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 8146. | cig (cigtype) | 91.55 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 8147. | Connor (craposo7) | 91.55 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 8148. | Steven (phtevenasd) | 91.54 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 8149. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 91.54 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
| 8150. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 91.54 | 93.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8151. | Big (big__g) | 91.53 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8152. | Ramses (boinkey) | 91.53 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8153. | Harsh (_harshgupta) | 91.53 | 96.5% | 2024-05-27 |
| 8154. | ChimmyChungus (gregularjoe) | 91.52 | 98% | 2024-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |