There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation?
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1916. | stagadoosh (stagadoosh) | 85.09 | 94% | 2017-01-26 |
| 1917. | LB (man_onatree) | 85.06 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 1918. | Igor (bigloser3) | 85.05 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1919. | 4Head (anele) | 85.03 | 98% | 2017-01-17 |
| 1920. | taylor (taayloorho) | 85.02 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1921. | ottuba (ottuba) | 85.02 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1922. | dankey-kang (fetidpants) | 85.01 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1923. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 85.01 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 1924. | Rosining (forever_rosining) | 85.00 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 1925. | Alex (alex7777) | 84.98 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1926. | Ilove (ilovehamlet) | 84.98 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1927. | anonymous (dantheman830) | 84.97 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 1928. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 84.96 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1929. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 84.96 | 97% | 2017-01-06 |
| 1930. | Andrew (andyroop18) | 84.94 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
| 1931. | Jeon (idnyhn) | 84.94 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 1932. | Andrew (jargazes) | 84.93 | 95% | 2017-01-04 |
| 1933. | Atas (atas) | 84.93 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 1934. | Connor (craposo7) | 84.93 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 1935. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 84.91 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 1936. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 84.91 | 96% | 2016-12-04 |
| 1937. | Eran (umm_eran) | 84.90 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
| 1938. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 84.86 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1939. | Kuyaa (kuyaa) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1940. | Colin (geosyog) | 84.80 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 1941. | Jobo (josephgyu) | 84.80 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1942. | Joshua (chronomayari) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1943. | pasha (pashatoper) | 84.79 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 1944. | severed_toast (severedtoast) | 84.73 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1945. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 84.73 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 11,676 | 76.15 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 368 | 57.67 | January 1, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.45 | March 29, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 79.35 | October 31, 2017 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 82.13 | August 31, 2021 |