The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14432. | Elie (iceworld) | 80.96 | 98% | 2015-06-22 |
| 14433. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 80.96 | 95% | 2019-06-22 |
| 14434. | Jaydn (grwrx) | 80.95 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 14435. | Jake (jake_tyler) | 80.95 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 14436. | obh (_r_s_) | 80.95 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 14437. | Flowa (flowa) | 80.95 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 14438. | Niccster (niccster10) | 80.95 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 14439. | Ben (benwcc) | 80.94 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 14440. | Turtlebert (turtlebert) | 80.94 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 14441. | Magz (magzse7en) | 80.94 | 95% | 2022-03-22 |
| 14442. | Eetu (mandarilleri) | 80.94 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 14443. | shmoney (gupty_gang) | 80.93 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 14444. | iep (iebeaux) | 80.93 | 95% | 2022-07-01 |
| 14445. | Aufan (icepondx) | 80.93 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14446. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 80.93 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
| 14447. | TIN (daons) | 80.93 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14448. | Golden (golden9) | 80.92 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 14449. | Brian (crapfish) | 80.92 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 14450. | Cosmos (cosmosatlas) | 80.92 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
| 14451. | Kyle (kylea6) | 80.92 | 94% | 2012-11-21 |
| 14452. | Malte (kurts_cool) | 80.92 | 94.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14453. | Scaphism nonquit 1234 races... | 80.92 | 94% | 2019-09-26 |
| 14454. | Lawrence (lawrey) | 80.91 | 90% | 2012-07-12 |
| 14455. | Matthew (master_mx) | 80.91 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 14456. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 80.91 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 14457. | Sus Boi (danhvo98) | 80.91 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 14458. | Taylen (whitetay123) | 80.91 | 93% | 2016-01-18 |
| 14459. | Concon (concon_bcna) | 80.91 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 14460. | Jay (rabidgoose) | 80.91 | 98% | 2015-05-07 |
| 14461. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 80.90 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |