I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7279. | 🥛 (idfr37) | 93.40 | 97.5% | 2024-08-31 |
| 7280. | Reiss (tregor) | 93.40 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 7281. | emptinessless (emptinessless) | 93.39 | 97% | 2025-02-20 |
| 7282. | Patrick (pantootie) | 93.39 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 7283. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 93.39 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 7284. | jacob (nalyly) | 93.39 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 7285. | earwax (earwax) | 93.39 | 96% | 2018-08-18 |
| 7286. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 93.37 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 7287. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 93.37 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 7288. | Samadhan Jadhav (vaishalisam) | 93.36 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 7289. | Dhruv (papleshpappu) | 93.35 | 96.6% | 2024-02-17 |
| 7290. | Ryan (thathei) | 93.35 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 7291. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 93.35 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 7292. | torquemaster (bogdipufosu) | 93.34 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 7293. | Jade (jadezade76) | 93.34 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 7294. | Pedro (timboly3) | 93.34 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 7295. | rohan (maverick_mind69) | 93.32 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 7296. | Haise (craftergod21) | 93.32 | 96% | 2017-01-29 |
| 7297. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 93.31 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7298. | Yo_Yemo (yo_yemo) | 93.31 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 7299. | pee (peethedestroyer) | 93.31 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 7300. | Nick (nickelodeon_diesel) | 93.31 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 7301. | AKGD (akgd) | 93.30 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 7302. | Sander (cubit32) | 93.30 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
| 7303. | Mircox (mircozen) | 93.29 | 99% | 2021-02-04 |
| 7304. | Tox (darshan2006) | 93.28 | 97% | 2024-05-06 |
| 7305. | Ryan (rjbunge99) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 7306. | Joseph (yojo6538) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 7307. | jsve (jsve) | 93.27 | 98.1% | 2024-02-27 |
| 7308. | griV (griv) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |