The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22951. | Logan (shadows36) | 67.40 | 94% | 2022-08-28 |
| 22952. | joy (sdfla) | 67.40 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 22953. | Sam (wes0707) | 67.40 | 95% | 2018-03-21 |
| 22954. | natume (natume) | 67.40 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 22955. | roopeshv (roopeshv) | 67.39 | 91% | 2013-11-19 |
| 22956. | Radityo (radityopradana) | 67.39 | 93% | 2013-06-05 |
| 22957. | diianeira (diianeira) | 67.39 | 96% | 2014-03-20 |
| 22958. | Steven (exiledhope) | 67.39 | 87% | 2015-11-20 |
| 22959. | Ranger (ice_bears) | 67.38 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 22960. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 67.38 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
| 22961. | muhammad (tendounomazo) | 67.38 | 94% | 2018-12-04 |
| 22962. | Julia (liljulia22) | 67.37 | 95% | 2014-08-14 |
| 22963. | Jeff (jeffbartolome5) | 67.37 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 22964. | efk (enofk714) | 67.37 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| 22965. | Gary (ckmok) | 67.37 | 97% | 2013-07-04 |
| 22966. | dredge (dredge) | 67.37 | 95% | 2013-06-21 |
| 22967. | crackerjack322 (crackerjack... | 67.36 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 22968. | Ezequiel (ezk84) | 67.36 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
| 22969. | MrMe! (grodspindel) | 67.36 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 22970. | Happy (gamehappy) | 67.36 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 22971. | Odin (odinwit) | 67.36 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 22972. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 67.36 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 22973. | chia sheng (sulaispig) | 67.36 | 95% | 2013-08-11 |
| 22974. | Ryan (weite) | 67.36 | 90% | 2016-01-31 |
| 22975. | Grognak (coolermaster) | 67.36 | 91% | 2014-05-18 |
| 22976. | Filip (jagi125) | 67.35 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
| 22977. | zach (zach_valeri) | 67.35 | 95.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 22978. | 1544C (1544c) | 67.35 | 97% | 2011-05-25 |
| 22979. | sytek (sytek28) | 67.35 | 99% | 2015-11-14 |
| 22980. | Muffins (muffins) | 67.35 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |