As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24567. | Joe (keyboard_rocks) | 47.95 | 92.8% | 2021-02-01 |
24568. | frosty (frosty59) | 47.95 | 92.7% | 2021-02-16 |
24569. | Rajkumar (srkthecoolguy) | 47.94 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
24570. | Lance Toby (ybot28) | 47.94 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
24571. | aooaoaoa (avg10wpm) | 47.94 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
24572. | Jacob (rsclone) | 47.94 | 93% | 2016-09-23 |
24573. | Praveen (praveen98) | 47.94 | 89% | 2017-05-12 |
24574. | memo (m3mo) | 47.93 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
24575. | Viα»t DΕ©ng (toilanvd) | 47.93 | 93% | 2016-02-18 |
24576. | Rohan (rohan625) | 47.93 | 94% | 2021-08-10 |
24577. | Dennis (dwiebe) | 47.93 | 92% | 2017-02-24 |
24578. | nonquit (aqfaridi) | 47.93 | 87% | 2015-09-27 |
24579. | The one who knocks (the_one... | 47.92 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
24580. | Messi10 (messi_here) | 47.92 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
24581. | Abdul (abdulrauf4136) | 47.92 | 95% | 2017-03-20 |
24582. | Kalle (dedx) | 47.92 | 96% | 2022-06-25 |
24583. | Amaury (raymaunet) | 47.91 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
24584. | WS (cr_rtj) | 47.91 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
24585. | Novian (novian) | 47.91 | 89% | 2016-09-29 |
24586. | Najmus (sakib_dream) | 47.91 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
24587. | Harry (harry7) | 47.90 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
24588. | ClasherPro (clasherpro) | 47.90 | 95% | 2023-08-26 |
24589. | Steve (mythicdaedra) | 47.90 | 93% | 2023-01-31 |
24590. | emily (mremily9) | 47.90 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
24591. | nerond (alambek) | 47.90 | 93% | 2017-01-27 |
24592. | πΏππππππ... | 47.89 | 95% | 2023-01-04 |
24593. | Pacitone (pacitone) | 47.89 | 93% | 2016-06-28 |
24594. | d1s0ul (d1s0ul) | 47.88 | 93% | 2020-10-06 |
24595. | AngryFloatingCow (angryfloa... | 47.87 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
24596. | Tincantan (tincantan) | 47.87 | 93% | 2021-05-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |