So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26634. | (elk111) | 57.46 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 26635. | (ngvanhoais2) | 57.46 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 26636. | (norps) | 57.46 | 91% | 2012-08-14 |
| 26637. | Tom (motionx) | 57.46 | 89% | 2012-12-05 |
| 26638. | (mixhype) | 57.46 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 26639. | (daganbaboy) | 57.46 | 94% | 2011-06-14 |
| 26640. | (bilthebuket) | 57.45 | 95% | 2022-03-03 |
| 26641. | Michael (mbowen) | 57.45 | 95% | 2022-04-18 |
| 26642. | DIDA (th3_0v3rf10w) | 57.45 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 26643. | patrick (mastercraft33) | 57.45 | 94% | 2022-08-18 |
| 26644. | Cuong (qt1003) | 57.45 | 93% | 2021-07-28 |
| 26645. | (levie_) | 57.45 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 26646. | (insaneshooter) | 57.45 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 26647. | (ean999) | 57.45 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 26648. | rho (ttt321654) | 57.45 | 95% | 2015-03-19 |
| 26649. | (ravia) | 57.45 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 26650. | (a6uxa4) | 57.44 | 92.7% | 2023-07-20 |
| 26651. | (cquereda) | 57.44 | 94.6% | 2023-07-01 |
| 26652. | (axlyis) | 57.44 | 94.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 26653. | (cheikhbr) | 57.44 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 26654. | (jakmon777) | 57.44 | 94% | 2014-03-21 |
| 26655. | (eriksters) | 57.44 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 26656. | (jasontong) | 57.44 | 95% | 2012-03-04 |
| 26657. | (elyas_cheetah) | 57.44 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
| 26658. | (zatarc) | 57.44 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 26659. | freak (freak) | 57.44 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 26660. | Light (light655) | 57.43 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 26661. | (pdah) | 57.43 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 26662. | (sancheke) | 57.43 | 91% | 2015-03-30 |
| 26663. | kartar (kartar1994) | 57.43 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |