I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8786. | Hoppy (crunchydog) | 89.60 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 8787. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 89.60 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 8788. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 89.59 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 8789. | mylittlepookiebear (mylittl... | 89.59 | 97.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 8790. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 89.59 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 8791. | flalfk (flalfk) | 89.58 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 8792. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 89.58 | 98.7% | 2023-11-22 |
| 8793. | m (mpb10) | 89.57 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8794. | Paulinho (revoada) | 89.57 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8795. | Cid (cidneon) | 89.57 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 8796. | Keago (keago) | 89.57 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 8797. | TooTired (oturan11) | 89.56 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 8798. | MN (hyp3d) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 8799. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 89.56 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 8800. | Dinuk (typer73) | 89.55 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 8801. | Ehtisham (thebeast111) | 89.55 | 97.1% | 2023-10-21 |
| 8802. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 89.54 | 95.7% | 2024-05-27 |
| 8803. | Christina (cputerbaugh) | 89.54 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 8804. | tanuki (tanukiaj) | 89.54 | 99% | 2021-06-28 |
| 8805. | an4rchy1925 (an4rchy1925) | 89.54 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 8806. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 89.54 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 8807. | Alan (alanpoeta) | 89.53 | 96.9% | 2025-05-25 |
| 8808. | Haider (hiderbider) | 89.53 | 98.3% | 2025-05-01 |
| 8809. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 89.53 | 95.2% | 2023-12-24 |
| 8810. | doctor (kingjoffrey) | 89.52 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 8811. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 89.52 | 98.1% | 2024-12-12 |
| 8812. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 89.52 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 8813. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 89.52 | 99% | 2022-06-23 |
| 8814. | Dmitry (xallt) | 89.52 | 95.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 8815. | Yuri (misuzu) | 89.52 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |