So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32468. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 47.93 | 92% | 2021-07-02 |
| 32469. | Ankit (baiskhiyar) | 47.93 | 93% | 2021-01-13 |
| 32470. | Alexis (incmach) | 47.93 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 32471. | fname (jodeapple) | 47.93 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
| 32472. | Anand (sine_anand) | 47.92 | 95% | 2023-03-30 |
| 32473. | Pórem (minipoloalex) | 47.92 | 93% | 2018-02-04 |
| 32474. | Reudismam (reudismam) | 47.92 | 92% | 2013-10-27 |
| 32475. | khadijah (khadijah) | 47.92 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 32476. | Shajan (shajanvm) | 47.91 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 32477. | Kanlachan (mustboa) | 47.91 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 32478. | Dominic (unimog) | 47.91 | 90% | 2015-10-13 |
| 32479. | Alex (therapy) | 47.91 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 32480. | yoyo (i0y0) | 47.91 | 92% | 2015-02-06 |
| 32481. | Luciano (lucianom) | 47.90 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 32482. | ElinaZzZ (elenaized) | 47.90 | 84% | 2012-08-23 |
| 32483. | Ghribi (kaspersaif) | 47.90 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 32484. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 47.89 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
| 32485. | CptnAzk (cptnazk) | 47.89 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 32486. | slobo (slobo55) | 47.89 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 32487. | Vasudha (vuvuzella) | 47.89 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 32488. | Matt (matthewsfanclub) | 47.89 | 89% | 2014-01-01 |
| 32489. | JJP7 (jjp7) | 47.89 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
| 32490. | Rashid (rashidd) | 47.89 | 90% | 2012-04-25 |
| 32491. | Raymond (racerwins) | 47.89 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
| 32492. | rushmin (panduka) | 47.89 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
| 32493. | speedemon (speedemon1782) | 47.88 | 94% | 2022-03-10 |
| 32494. | Shahriar Jubayer (jubayer03) | 47.88 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 32495. | CKCheese (ckcheese) | 47.88 | 93% | 2020-03-25 |
| 32496. | ferrari (dharmkumar) | 47.88 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
| 32497. | Deanna (deanna) | 47.88 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |