Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12279. | Dao (sond3r) | 81.65 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 12280. | booger (boogerbuttcheeks) | 81.65 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 12281. | Patrick (patrickg3) | 81.65 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 12282. | ren (krenz) | 81.64 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 12283. | rix (rix145) | 81.64 | 96% | 2020-02-21 |
| 12284. | mike (godlykanadian) | 81.64 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 12285. | Kazuki (kabukiman) | 81.64 | 94.7% | 2023-09-07 |
| 12286. | Nix (albus_dumbledore) | 81.64 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 12287. | Alexander (quackcocaine) | 81.63 | 90% | 2017-05-03 |
| 12288. | Caleb (cbob) | 81.63 | 91% | 2011-05-02 |
| 12289. | Aman (aman_msr) | 81.63 | 98.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 12290. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 81.62 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 12291. | Andrew (aescay) | 81.62 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 12292. | Margaret (kangroos) | 81.62 | 95% | 2013-07-28 |
| 12293. | Sim (luckytosnort) | 81.62 | 91% | 2012-01-22 |
| 12294. | Mip (mipsuperk) | 81.62 | 93% | 2011-09-12 |
| 12295. | Scoutiano (scoutiano) | 81.61 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 12296. | Scott (cosmik) | 81.61 | 97% | 2016-12-15 |
| 12297. | Ashley (evilashley) | 81.61 | 98% | 2015-01-22 |
| 12298. | nurav (typernurav) | 81.61 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 12299. | C Plus (cplusplus2) | 81.61 | 91% | 2012-06-30 |
| 12300. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 81.60 | 95% | 2020-12-25 |
| 12301. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 81.60 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 12302. | yuujin (frsteiner) | 81.59 | 96.3% | 2023-08-08 |
| 12303. | benito (thugswag) | 81.59 | 95% | 2015-08-17 |
| 12304. | cinder_block (cinder_block) | 81.59 | 97.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 12305. | Cris (schmidtolini) | 81.59 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 12306. | Kristyn (klaceylarson) | 81.59 | 87% | 2015-04-18 |
| 12307. | P (pushingbits) | 81.59 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 12308. | Alexander (iamtypist) | 81.59 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |