So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20505. | Niccolò (niccoflo) | 66.42 | — | 2011-03-06 |
20506. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 66.42 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
20507. | Rickard (ospf) | 66.42 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
20508. | Jack (jackav) | 66.42 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
20509. | Rikrish (dardbador) | 66.41 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
20510. | Mastermind (shariq) | 66.41 | 94% | 2011-10-14 |
20511. | Nos (nosferatu23) | 66.41 | 97% | 2013-04-16 |
20512. | Xcode (kumar_thapa) | 66.41 | 95% | 2015-07-24 |
20513. | Duy (duypham) | 66.41 | — | 2010-08-04 |
20514. | Bradley (gobbleknob) | 66.40 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
20515. | runnamok (runnamok) | 66.40 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
20516. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 66.40 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
20517. | Vashista (vashista) | 66.40 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
20518. | Ömer (zero18) | 66.40 | 90% | 2013-06-28 |
20519. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 66.40 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
20520. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 66.40 | 93% | 2016-07-30 |
20521. | Steph (froot_loops) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
20522. | Chirath (cp_guy) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
20523. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 66.39 | 93% | 2016-06-12 |
20524. | mellisa (klaudine) | 66.39 | 94% | 2014-04-19 |
20525. | cimsunf (cimsunf) | 66.39 | — | 2009-06-23 |
20526. | vicky (35virous) | 66.38 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
20527. | Eaton (adgray09) | 66.37 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
20528. | Jimbo (bugprostate) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
20529. | Mike (blessedmike) | 66.37 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
20530. | XanderManCan (tacticaltoast) | 66.37 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
20531. | George (beingsanctified) | 66.37 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
20532. | Shanavas Keral (shan_keral) | 66.37 | 93% | 2014-05-15 |
20533. | hosssein (mhrimaz) | 66.37 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
20534. | Jonah (jgamerpro) | 66.37 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |