You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
745 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1849. | Pazumbs (pazumbs08) | 76.83 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1850. | Sam (realsamxu) | 76.81 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1851. | Darren (surias0) | 76.80 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| 1852. | Chase (lorddragonborn) | 76.75 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 1853. | Buttt (hisleftcheek) | 76.64 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1854. | chris (llamas876) | 76.63 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 1855. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 76.63 | 95% | 2020-05-29 |
| 1856. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 76.63 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1857. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 76.63 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 1858. | Phil (lordphil3) | 76.62 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
| 1859. | Cammie (camjensen4) | 76.61 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1860. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 76.59 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1861. | William (goscrios) | 76.58 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
| 1862. | John (jlataire) | 76.58 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1863. | Connor (c42855) | 76.57 | 99% | 2018-06-10 |
| 1864. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 76.55 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1865. | brain (covered_in_rain) | 76.51 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 1866. | Mateusz (mattinato21) | 76.49 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1867. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 76.47 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 1868. | Ita (ita17) | 76.47 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1869. | ramoraros (ramoraros) | 76.45 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1870. | Simon (scyter) | 76.42 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1871. | Luke (laaa) | 76.42 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1872. | Barry (rip21) | 76.40 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1873. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 76.40 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 1874. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 76.38 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 1875. | Keyborn (keyborn) | 76.37 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1876. | sfg (nigh) | 76.35 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1877. | typing is cringe, (saorla) | 76.31 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1878. | Andrej (apalias) | 76.29 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |