The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7929. | bad_typist69 (walrusniper) | 93.46 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
7930. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 93.45 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
7931. | RadiantShadows (radiantshad... | 93.44 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
7932. | Anna (ayyross) | 93.44 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
7933. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 93.44 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
7934. | Adam (adamcapo) | 93.44 | — | 2009-04-29 |
7935. | Austin (ahn94) | 93.44 | 97% | 2014-03-18 |
7936. | Bill (sunupsun) | 93.43 | — | 2009-01-10 |
7937. | Uri (laor55) | 93.42 | 98% | 2014-03-08 |
7938. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 93.42 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
7939. | james (jamesbudi) | 93.41 | 97% | 2015-05-08 |
7940. | Dan (danhasalamb) | 93.41 | — | 2008-09-17 |
7941. | (based) (not_medicine) | 93.41 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
7942. | igs (x7041) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
7943. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
7944. | Will (shadzalt) | 93.40 | 100% | 2020-04-24 |
7945. | Streyt (streyt) | 93.39 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
7946. | Cove (cove) | 93.39 | 97% | 2016-01-12 |
7947. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 93.39 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
7948. | Newton (nklflips) | 93.38 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
7949. | D.A.R.Y.L (daryl23) | 93.38 | — | 2009-08-24 |
7950. | gian (gianp) | 93.38 | 93% | 2012-04-05 |
7951. | Sheng (shengalang) | 93.38 | 95% | 2015-01-10 |
7952. | SteamingPileOfCowDung (stea... | 93.38 | 97% | 2015-04-15 |
7953. | Patrick (pawal001) | 93.37 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
7954. | Drew (drewkpine) | 93.37 | 94% | 2014-08-05 |
7955. | Dyllan (dyllancrazy) | 93.37 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
7956. | Frank (popofrank97) | 93.36 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
7957. | Lee (kantoran) | 93.36 | — | 2009-09-22 |
7958. | Zanguza (zanguza) | 93.36 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |