The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12492. | dojin (edkimi) | 95.80 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 12493. | Robot (junkboy350) | 95.79 | 98% | 2012-04-06 |
| 12494. | Patrick (cookiesareyummy) | 95.79 | 95% | 2020-07-20 |
| 12495. | Carl (studentdrive) | 95.79 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12496. | David (sweetswiss) | 95.79 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 12497. | Radek (fssx) | 95.79 | 93% | 2016-12-26 |
| 12498. | Nick (lovedanathema) | 95.79 | 90% | 2014-04-15 |
| 12499. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 95.79 | 98% | 2016-06-29 |
| 12500. | Alexander (doskido) | 95.78 | 98% | 2018-07-25 |
| 12501. | tstats[ssohrab] (ssohrab) | 95.78 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 12502. | Willtastic (willtastic) | 95.78 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 12503. | Alex (crunchycool) | 95.78 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 12504. | WindSlashKing (bujkata) | 95.78 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12505. | Erik (olajsson) | 95.77 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 12506. | Johnny (gothamcity) | 95.77 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 12507. | Herro (mkir) | 95.77 | 94% | 2014-01-01 |
| 12508. | Richard (ricehard) | 95.76 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 12509. | Alex (coupqt) | 95.76 | 97% | 2014-01-27 |
| 12510. | Dean (biollama112) | 95.76 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 12511. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 95.75 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 12512. | Flip (seriesandsequences) | 95.75 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 12513. | Phish (phishphishphish) | 95.75 | 96.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 12514. | JtG (jaylegee) | 95.75 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 12515. | William (wadalex) | 95.75 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 12516. | Ade (ade_baeyee) | 95.75 | 97% | 2012-05-08 |
| 12517. | L.27 (l_27) | 95.74 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 12518. | Matthew (daydreamallday) | 95.74 | 95% | 2013-01-31 |
| 12519. | Martinas (martinas) | 95.74 | 95% | 2011-10-05 |
| 12520. | Darren (bender009) | 95.74 | 97% | 2013-12-10 |
| 12521. | blabhlabhlabh (lardydardydar) | 95.74 | 91% | 2014-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |