Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30316. | sandra (sandra_types) | 52.80 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 30317. | Razvan (bratan) | 52.80 | 99% | 2020-05-06 |
| 30318. | Jon (skinnynerd) | 52.80 | 97.3% | 2023-09-21 |
| 30319. | Vanessa (van_van) | 52.79 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 30320. | matasa (matat) | 52.79 | 94% | 2012-04-19 |
| 30321. | Bedirhan (bedir_) | 52.79 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 30322. | Gustaw (gjasnowski) | 52.79 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 30323. | Ivan (ivannn_e) | 52.79 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 30324. | Rinnouk (rinnouk) | 52.79 | 97% | 2023-10-22 |
| 30325. | mmcblk (mmcblk) | 52.79 | 97% | 2016-02-27 |
| 30326. | Rafal (rafcio) | 52.78 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 30327. | rasmus (erasmusmustcome) | 52.78 | 96% | 2018-07-08 |
| 30328. | Hain (crosstoon) | 52.78 | 93% | 2012-12-30 |
| 30329. | Leanne (leanne1) | 52.78 | 94% | 2012-08-31 |
| 30330. | Martin (wettissue666) | 52.78 | 95% | 2023-09-24 |
| 30331. | CB (cb_cabral) | 52.78 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 30332. | Bilawal (bilawal) | 52.77 | 89% | 2015-05-06 |
| 30333. | Vương (cotcac) | 52.77 | 97% | 2011-05-31 |
| 30334. | Jack (jack2905) | 52.77 | 89% | 2014-12-25 |
| 30335. | Josie (josiegrossie52) | 52.77 | 96% | 2013-10-03 |
| 30336. | Winters (wintersuae) | 52.77 | 91% | 2014-07-23 |
| 30337. | Gui (gui1802) | 52.77 | 96% | 2016-09-01 |
| 30338. | (toilet) | 52.77 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 30339. | Bad (blacklivesbladder) | 52.77 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 30340. | TYPESTARS (nightprobe) | 52.76 | 89% | 2013-04-21 |
| 30341. | Anurag (anuraganand) | 52.76 | 96% | 2015-02-08 |
| 30342. | Justin (justinpauling) | 52.76 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 30343. | k (kburn) | 52.76 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
| 30344. | vividesh (vividesh) | 52.76 | 90% | 2011-11-01 |
| 30345. | alfein (dependent) | 52.76 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |