The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31699. | Dusan (dulevasic02) | 46.57 | 94% | 2021-01-31 |
| 31700. | Kevyn David (zoniados11) | 46.57 | 85% | 2017-03-17 |
| 31701. | Snake (snake8x) | 46.57 | 94% | 2014-04-30 |
| 31702. | Sonny Carlo (wad1212) | 46.56 | 91% | 2016-10-22 |
| 31703. | xy (hihiki) | 46.55 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 31704. | Jimbo (jarrydschray) | 46.55 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 31705. | aram (aram) | 46.55 | 83% | 2016-02-20 |
| 31706. | jeffery (nctu_jeffery) | 46.54 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 31707. | bejaichund (bejay) | 46.52 | 92% | 2022-10-01 |
| 31708. | Kiba (kiba14) | 46.52 | 90% | 2015-12-31 |
| 31709. | fakhry (fakhryodi) | 46.51 | 93% | 2021-10-02 |
| 31710. | joann (joannyo) | 46.48 | 94% | 2021-07-16 |
| 31711. | suman (sumanpreet) | 46.48 | 92% | 2021-03-19 |
| 31712. | kevin (jinxer) | 46.47 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 31713. | Khalid (khalidramadan) | 46.47 | 93% | 2021-07-07 |
| 31714. | Crystal (shawty1995) | 46.45 | 82% | 2013-05-20 |
| 31715. | Noah (noahcheeseman) | 46.43 | 93% | 2020-09-06 |
| 31716. | Nina (nana_nina) | 46.43 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 31717. | Subhajit (tumpasona) | 46.43 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 31718. | Vương (cotcac) | 46.43 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 31719. | Aqib (aqib1990) | 46.41 | 94% | 2020-12-28 |
| 31720. | Matthew (matto_170) | 46.39 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 31721. | Soul (wrecked_911) | 46.38 | 94.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 31722. | Nadya (limpylizzie) | 46.36 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| 31723. | Eddie (camoleaf) | 46.35 | 90% | 2012-08-21 |
| 31724. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 46.35 | 91% | 2019-12-18 |
| 31725. | wolfy (micky3016) | 46.35 | 94% | 2015-02-07 |
| 31726. | Akshay (akshaymkupnoor) | 46.34 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 31727. | Vlad (pulse_163) | 46.33 | 92% | 2017-02-01 |
| 31728. | d-nee (iggy3931) | 46.32 | 87% | 2015-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |