So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11874. | James (blackavar) | 81.91 | 92% | 2016-09-17 |
| 11875. | Syed (mrskittlesxd) | 81.91 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 11876. | Sarah Bisher (sarahbisher) | 81.91 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 11877. | wangolo (fire_fox) | 81.91 | 96% | 2014-09-25 |
| 11878. | Matt (pruske) | 81.91 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 11879. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 81.91 | 100% | 2013-04-09 |
| 11880. | DANIEL S WEGGA (dizo) | 81.91 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 11881. | Marty (mcflies) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11882. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 81.90 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 11883. | seilgu (seilgu) | 81.90 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 11884. | Sadistic 'Lil Hussy (d719820) | 81.90 | 94% | 2015-06-04 |
| 11885. | Ksizzzzz (ksiz) | 81.89 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11886. | Michael (michaelchuong) | 81.89 | 95.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11887. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 81.89 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
| 11888. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 81.89 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 11889. | Ameer (isocket) | 81.89 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 11890. | core.ebiz (core_ebiz) | 81.88 | 94% | 2014-06-06 |
| 11891. | Shakil (narjis) | 81.88 | 99% | 2013-09-15 |
| 11892. | Yexsys (yexsys) | 81.88 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 11893. | ⠀ (omnispectral) | 81.88 | 93% | 2016-09-13 |
| 11894. | James (maximumderp) | 81.88 | 96% | 2014-12-27 |
| 11895. | Alex (coupqt) | 81.88 | 92% | 2016-01-24 |
| 11896. | Howard (howardpeckerman) | 81.88 | 98% | 2013-09-08 |
| 11897. | Cory (cory) | 81.88 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 11898. | Myxa (47mike47) | 81.88 | 95% | 2013-04-24 |
| 11899. | tstats[moneymic] (moneymic) | 81.87 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11900. | Luckeh (luckeh11) | 81.87 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| 11901. | LancyLanc (lancethedino) | 81.87 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11902. | Carl (doc2831) | 81.87 | 94% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11903. | Stephanie (chochacacaculo) | 81.86 | 98% | 2016-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |