Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8380. | Chemist (themamba) | 89.42 | 96% | 2013-10-17 |
| 8381. | Victor (dysfunctional) | 89.42 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 8382. | Chaws5 (chaws5) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8383. | Exquisition (raimi) | 89.41 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8384. | Ramesh (rksoni) | 89.41 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 8385. | Babu (pinklamborghini) | 89.41 | 96% | 2020-12-24 |
| 8386. | vcrsvs (vcrsvs) | 89.41 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 8387. | Yama (yamamushi) | 89.41 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 8388. | sophie (horses) | 89.41 | 98% | 2012-11-18 |
| 8389. | Tim (kingofracer) | 89.41 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8390. | Cal (raceto151) | 89.41 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 8391. | Emily (emwalsh528) | 89.40 | 98% | 2016-05-01 |
| 8392. | Phil (fillagain) | 89.40 | 98% | 2011-11-01 |
| 8393. | Emily (pufferfish717) | 89.40 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 8394. | J.R. (hyphenistic) | 89.40 | 98% | 2012-02-17 |
| 8395. | Biasface (biasface) | 89.39 | 97% | 2017-02-02 |
| 8396. | Jonathan (14wongjk1) | 89.38 | 90% | 2013-01-20 |
| 8397. | Michael (hammist) | 89.38 | 97% | 2012-10-26 |
| 8398. | mago (magomago) | 89.38 | 98% | 2014-10-24 |
| 8399. | mpizz (mpizz) | 89.38 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 8400. | Derek (corwinblue) | 89.38 | 94% | 2017-04-20 |
| 8401. | Li (libung) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 8402. | brazos party (x___x) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8403. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 89.38 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 8404. | KELLY (okaykelly) | 89.38 | 100% | 2021-08-20 |
| 8405. | Yuri (yurigurgenidze) | 89.38 | 98.1% | 2023-08-04 |
| 8406. | nate (frognoodlegirl) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 8407. | Ezra (ezratyping) | 89.38 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 8408. | Heidar (hdawg1) | 89.38 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 8409. | Raghav (redsondude) | 89.37 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |