The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8589. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 91.99 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
| 8590. | Dylan (deedub) | 91.99 | 91% | 2016-01-26 |
| 8591. | PizzaBeast (pizzabeast) | 91.97 | 93% | 2012-11-13 |
| 8592. | MC Pricing (mc_pricing) | 91.96 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8593. | Timothy (dingamer) | 91.96 | 97% | 2018-02-16 |
| 8594. | gob126 (gob126) | 91.96 | 94% | 2016-02-01 |
| 8595. | Brock (rockin_brock) | 91.95 | 93% | 2012-07-30 |
| 8596. | Fredrik (fur3x) | 91.95 | 93% | 2012-12-28 |
| 8597. | Krix (krixtsup3r) | 91.95 | 94% | 2012-09-21 |
| 8598. | Rajat Das (rajat_das777) | 91.94 | 97.7% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8599. | Ayatsuji (ayatsuji) | 91.94 | 97% | 2015-03-18 |
| 8600. | ManHungryLibrarian (samanth... | 91.94 | 97% | 2011-10-16 |
| 8601. | Dustin (halkier) | 91.93 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
| 8602. | tstats[fieliep] (fieliep) | 91.93 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 8603. | satan (satanslefttoe) | 91.93 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 8604. | Martin (justlame) | 91.93 | 90% | 2013-01-31 |
| 8605. | Shawn (corune) | 91.92 | 97% | 2014-12-31 |
| 8606. | Anime (anime_plug) | 91.92 | 100% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8607. | Duc (sheva370) | 91.92 | 93% | 2016-02-29 |
| 8608. | Norm (dwagner8) | 91.92 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 8609. | explodeyard (yoibomb) | 91.91 | 96.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 8610. | Will (awesomewill) | 91.91 | 92% | 2016-03-21 |
| 8611. | Daniel (calvary_hope) | 91.91 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 8612. | Tony (toekneee) | 91.91 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8613. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 91.91 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 8614. | Frederik (elmieg) | 91.91 | 97% | 2012-10-22 |
| 8615. | Velinxic (velinxic) | 91.90 | 96% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8616. | DONTSMOK (dannyzzzzz) | 91.90 | 99% | 2019-08-10 |
| 8617. | Joshua (ningeek212) | 91.90 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8618. | Problem (problem) | 91.90 | 95% | 2012-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |