So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7689. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 90.91 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 7690. | n8 (ttensu) | 90.91 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 7691. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 90.91 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 7692. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 90.90 | 100% | 2014-09-11 |
| 7693. | Gilbert (gibe) | 90.90 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 7694. | nonquit! (vaurd) | 90.89 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 7695. | Devin (wahtoozie) | 90.89 | 81% | 2016-11-03 |
| 7696. | Flame (panutadk) | 90.89 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 7697. | Misha (ladyvander) | 90.89 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7698. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 90.89 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 7699. | Tyler (tjang) | 90.89 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 7700. | T (tcubesak) | 90.89 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 7701. | Triggerfingers (quicktrigge... | 90.88 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 7702. | captain (fegit) | 90.87 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 7703. | liam (liom101) | 90.87 | 95% | 2014-05-08 |
| 7704. | Aaron (freemind2pointo) | 90.87 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 7705. | Shawn (corune) | 90.86 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 7706. | riafi (riafi) | 90.86 | 98% | 2012-02-24 |
| 7707. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 90.86 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 7708. | Toots (toots) | 90.86 | 92% | 2014-08-07 |
| 7709. | the (thetrickster10) | 90.85 | 97.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7710. | BlitzVonKonohaGakure (spark... | 90.85 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 7711. | Peter (habibp) | 90.85 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 7712. | kyle (vendiction) | 90.85 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 7713. | Leone (hungabunga) | 90.85 | 98% | 2012-03-13 |
| 7714. | Hamlet (hamabaya) | 90.85 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 7715. | 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝 (varelsen) | 90.85 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 7716. | hallelujah (veil) | 90.84 | 93% | 2013-08-13 |
| 7717. | Erich (whocaresanyway) | 90.84 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 7718. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 90.83 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |