I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12655. | Alex (alexpalti) | 83.10 | 100% | 2023-10-16 |
| 12656. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 83.10 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 12657. | Zyden (zyden152) | 83.09 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 12658. | Adam (ajrilatt) | 83.08 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 12659. | Josh (ottogisenpai) | 83.08 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 12660. | Ngô Hoàng Bách (bachng) | 83.08 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 12661. | Srijan (lego_11) | 83.08 | 97.2% | 2025-03-27 |
| 12662. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 83.07 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 12663. | AnonymousRaul (anonymousraul) | 83.07 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 12664. | Ana (anophoo) | 83.06 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 12665. | Jimi (twentey) | 83.06 | 93% | 2017-03-28 |
| 12666. | TheVideoman (thevideoman) | 83.06 | 98% | 2022-07-17 |
| 12667. | qwerty (jowk) | 83.06 | 95.1% | 2024-07-05 |
| 12668. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 83.06 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 12669. | Yani (theghak) | 83.06 | 97.1% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12670. | gate7slayer (gate7slayer) | 83.06 | 97.3% | 2025-01-17 |
| 12671. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 83.05 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 12672. | Ethan (raintalonx) | 83.05 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12673. | Cortex (cortexvortex) | 83.05 | 98% | 2017-12-23 |
| 12674. | kingcokes (kingcokes) | 83.05 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 12675. | Joseph Gabriel (thespellbin... | 83.05 | 96% | 2024-09-05 |
| 12676. | Carl (doc2831) | 83.04 | 95% | 2022-01-02 |
| 12677. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 83.04 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12678. | Abe (abe21) | 83.04 | 98.2% | 2023-11-02 |
| 12679. | Justin (politicalguy) | 83.04 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 12680. | daddyrishiiiiii (daddyrishi... | 83.04 | 96.2% | 2023-12-21 |
| 12681. | Anjith (iamanjithsasindran) | 83.03 | 93% | 2017-01-24 |
| 12682. | amanmishra (amanmishra) | 83.03 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 12683. | Jackson (united9jackson) | 83.03 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 12684. | Ayush (ayush_1511) | 83.03 | 96% | 2025-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |