The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3288. | rampulsious (hendr9xhr) | 109.79 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 3289. | Nodd (nodd) | 109.78 | 99% | 2014-06-06 |
| 3290. | Ben (softaco) | 109.78 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3291. | Symmetry (symmetry) | 109.78 | 96% | 2012-07-29 |
| 3292. | ha (chillbro) | 109.78 | 90% | 2011-06-10 |
| 3293. | David (drosen) | 109.77 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 3294. | Tyler (vexus) | 109.77 | 92% | 2014-09-02 |
| 3295. | Alex (avidal) | 109.77 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 3296. | N4T (taneel) | 109.76 | 98.6% | 2023-09-20 |
| 3297. | Mishi (mickimouse) | 109.76 | 95% | 2013-12-25 |
| 3298. | Dire (direstorm) | 109.76 | 99% | 2021-05-27 |
| 3299. | Michael (gnurdux) | 109.76 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
| 3300. | asd (duzai) | 109.75 | 94% | 2014-12-24 |
| 3301. | Evan (iemdone) | 109.75 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 3302. | a (oreo_os) | 109.74 | 98% | 2020-07-01 |
| 3303. | Justin (gnuesbae) | 109.74 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 3304. | Cortello (cortello) | 109.72 | 95% | 2013-09-29 |
| 3305. | Boris (xu3369) | 109.71 | 96% | 2014-02-09 |
| 3306. | Celestino (celest9) | 109.70 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 3307. | Newblesoup (kkanddd) | 109.70 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 3308. | Amon (koutarou_amon) | 109.69 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 3309. | Felix (flashy123) | 109.69 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 3310. | İlker (ikesen) | 109.69 | 97% | 2017-04-03 |
| 3311. | NTFY (soarlikeaneagle) | 109.69 | 97% | 2014-02-25 |
| 3312. | /\/\ (integration) | 109.68 | 90% | 2014-05-27 |
| 3313. | Skippy (skippy9) | 109.68 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 3314. | Patrick (thumbless) | 109.68 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 3315. | 💯 Austin (austinwduncan) | 109.68 | 95% | 2017-04-18 |
| 3316. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 109.68 | 97% | 2012-09-18 |
| 3317. | hopeless...wrecked (_navdee... | 109.68 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |