So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
20625. | amit (amitagl27) | 67.55 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
20626. | Shrot (shrotk) | 67.55 | — | 2009-08-13 |
20627. | daniel (dannym91) | 67.55 | 94% | 2011-07-21 |
20628. | Syntrx (syntrx) | 67.54 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
20629. | Jessica (jessdn) | 67.54 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
20630. | Andrew (ajpye) | 67.54 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
20631. | Howard (thedrawoh) | 67.54 | 98% | 2016-12-15 |
20632. | bich (xuongrongloveanh) | 67.54 | 94% | 2011-11-16 |
20633. | oreka (oreka) | 67.54 | — | 2010-03-30 |
20634. | Raymond (cathalus) | 67.53 | 91% | 2013-04-28 |
20635. | SaeedUllah (asadjani) | 67.53 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
20636. | Juan (jpherrera) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
20637. | kojsot (kojsot) | 67.53 | 92% | 2015-12-13 |
20638. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 67.53 | 97% | 2012-01-15 |
20639. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 67.53 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
20640. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 67.53 | 94% | 2012-07-29 |
20641. | penguinlover564 (corrxtion) | 67.52 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
20642. | Tim (auticons) | 67.52 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
20643. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 67.52 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
20644. | Rifki (ghoulrane) | 67.52 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
20645. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 67.52 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
20646. | JR (insouciant325) | 67.52 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
20647. | Jacksonbrahz (jacksonbrahz) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
20648. | neo (eliteneo) | 67.51 | 95% | 2022-01-01 |
20649. | Brent (brentslittlecar) | 67.51 | — | 2009-09-14 |
20650. | ditalksy (ditalksy) | 67.50 | 91% | 2016-04-29 |
20651. | garbung (garbung) | 67.50 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
20652. | Yaaaawn (yaaawn) | 67.50 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
20653. | raffa (scoradian) | 67.50 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
20654. | Eugene (rawners) | 67.50 | 97.9% | 2023-08-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |