I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8511. | poipoipoiiiii (poipoipoiiiii) | 90.62 | 97.2% | 2023-11-12 |
| 8512. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 90.62 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 8513. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 90.62 | 95.9% | 2025-05-12 |
| 8514. | Art of Typing (artoftypingf... | 90.62 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 8515. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 90.62 | 98.7% | 2023-12-26 |
| 8516. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 90.62 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 8517. | Kacper (warpol) | 90.61 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 8518. | neuros (neuros123) | 90.61 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
| 8519. | Sam (realsamxu) | 90.61 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 8520. | Alex (snowbdd9f1) | 90.60 | 97.4% | 2024-02-01 |
| 8521. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 90.60 | 96% | 2025-05-26 |
| 8522. | mathijs (melkvlek) | 90.60 | 98% | 2025-07-30 |
| 8523. | mamser (mamser01) | 90.60 | 97.7% | 2024-07-30 |
| 8524. | Debdip Das (dipto_debdip) | 90.60 | 97.4% | 2024-07-09 |
| 8525. | Awais (awais_660) | 90.60 | 97.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 8526. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 90.60 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 8527. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 90.59 | 97% | 2026-04-17 |
| 8528. | ben (benwu1) | 90.59 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 8529. | Chris (cap18patz) | 90.59 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 8530. | thread (thread_1) | 90.59 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8531. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 90.59 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 8532. | Alex (ciranium1) | 90.58 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 8533. | Jayden (jay_wied_0) | 90.58 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 8534. | monkaS (rikio) | 90.58 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 8535. | phoenix (stdagger) | 90.57 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 8536. | :) (jjz03) | 90.57 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 8537. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 90.56 | 98.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 8538. | L0wded_ (l0wded) | 90.56 | 94% | 2026-03-31 |
| 8539. | pekingattacker (rahul232) | 90.56 | 98.1% | 2024-11-08 |
| 8540. | Yosa (anyosa_9) | 90.56 | 97.5% | 2024-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |