The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20049. | ... (rushman) | 72.12 | 94% | 2013-12-19 |
| 20050. | Colemak (colemakschlick) | 72.12 | 98% | 2013-01-20 |
| 20051. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 72.12 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 20052. | Ged (quirty890) | 72.11 | 95% | 2022-02-13 |
| 20053. | layne (namenotfound42) | 72.11 | 96% | 2022-07-01 |
| 20054. | Sint (sint11) | 72.11 | 96.5% | 2023-08-05 |
| 20055. | Meerkat (mrmeerkat) | 72.11 | 94% | 2021-05-04 |
| 20056. | ~~DixonMyezz~~ (jakemcmahon8) | 72.11 | 94% | 2015-05-14 |
| 20057. | GoldWing (goldwing597) | 72.11 | 92% | 2016-12-09 |
| 20058. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 72.11 | 99% | 2019-03-20 |
| 20059. | Brandon (bmoney25) | 72.10 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 20060. | Kyle (wildstar) | 72.10 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 20061. | Ivan (kolundez) | 72.10 | 98% | 2016-06-13 |
| 20062. | no (totallynoone) | 72.10 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 20063. | Reaver (donk223y) | 72.10 | 90% | 2014-10-22 |
| 20064. | Eva (diablo72927) | 72.10 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 20065. | Minh Dao Le Bao (phomai) | 72.09 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 20066. | Mithil (smdobarkar) | 72.09 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 20067. | Brooke (fireitup) | 72.09 | 89% | 2012-11-19 |
| 20068. | Corné (corneduring) | 72.09 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 20069. | Mars (marstherobot) | 72.09 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 20070. | pornima (pornima) | 72.09 | 98% | 2015-07-30 |
| 20071. | David (davidgreniercolemak) | 72.09 | 95% | 2013-08-30 |
| 20072. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 72.08 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 20073. | Crispy (cr1sp7) | 72.08 | 94.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 20074. | JA (mools) | 72.08 | 96% | 2012-09-27 |
| 20075. | A (azamari) | 72.08 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 20076. | Vinayak (arsenalfab) | 72.08 | 94% | 2013-03-10 |
| 20077. | Mel (_melanie) | 72.08 | 95% | 2012-01-26 |
| 20078. | Juliana (juelzita) | 72.07 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |