I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8581. | WaseeM (w4seem) | 94.21 | 96.7% | 2024-06-09 |
| 8582. | Dabber (xzy331) | 94.21 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8583. | k (spd_y) | 94.21 | 96% | 2019-10-08 |
| 8584. | hi_mensuh (mrmemer69) | 94.20 | 95% | 2025-12-11 |
| 8585. | Myles (expertgoat) | 94.20 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 8586. | Benji (thunderic) | 94.20 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 8587. | Peter (avezan) | 94.20 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 8588. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 94.20 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| 8589. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 94.19 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8590. | Kevin (cyber_12) | 94.19 | 96% | 2026-02-12 |
| 8591. | N4T (taneel) | 94.19 | 95.3% | 2023-08-07 |
| 8592. | AyeYoItsDorito (ayeyoitsdor... | 94.19 | 95.4% | 2023-07-28 |
| 8593. | mohamad (mohamadsldev) | 94.19 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8594. | Kirk (murb_) | 94.19 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 8595. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 94.19 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 8596. | Elijah (akagila) | 94.19 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
| 8597. | Nathan (lleb) | 94.18 | 98% | 2026-03-16 |
| 8598. | IMadeAEffort (imadeaneffort) | 94.18 | 99% | 2023-08-08 |
| 8599. | Amelia (amelia03) | 94.18 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 8600. | Greg (grrg) | 94.18 | 99.4% | 2023-08-10 |
| 8601. | typing (kiza_kiza) | 94.18 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 8602. | Felix (exilef) | 94.18 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 8603. | Ian (copywright) | 94.18 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 8604. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 94.18 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 8605. | Keingar (keingar) | 94.17 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 8606. | Mojo (onetruejojo) | 94.17 | 98.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 8607. | Dispute (dispute_) | 94.16 | 99% | 2025-07-27 |
| 8608. | jod (thedeathofjudeusfaitheus) | 94.16 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 8609. | CHASMIS (papa_ji) | 94.16 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 8610. | jack (jack815) | 94.16 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |