Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8293. | (furox) | 89.31 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 8294. | (smirkkeliertzi) | 89.30 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 8295. | (willywongker69) | 89.30 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 8296. | (yostpro) | 89.30 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 8297. | (ducktyperacer) | 89.29 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 8298. | (lamee) | 89.29 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 8299. | (fict) | 89.29 | 97% | 2016-05-29 |
| 8300. | (thecharlie) | 89.29 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 8301. | (abdoh) | 89.29 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 8302. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 89.29 | 100% | 2015-01-29 |
| 8303. | (zirdi2000) | 89.29 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 8304. | (squishy_shifu) | 89.29 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 8305. | (esanc) | 89.29 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 8306. | justinhylee (justinhylee) | 89.29 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8307. | (yasir1983) | 89.29 | 91% | 2013-07-14 |
| 8308. | (phaeiq) | 89.29 | 99% | 2023-05-13 |
| 8309. | (fallie) | 89.28 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 8310. | (johnmd07) | 89.28 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 8311. | (copycatken) | 89.28 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 8312. | (gomizzy) | 89.28 | 97% | 2017-05-21 |
| 8313. | unseasoned lawyer (dindondoe) | 89.28 | 94% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8314. | (banjoboss) | 89.28 | 97.6% | 2023-05-21 |
| 8315. | (maci) | 89.27 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 8316. | (inferno2332) | 89.27 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
| 8317. | P. (psilva00) | 89.27 | 95.8% | 2023-08-06 |
| 8318. | michy (michylol) | 89.27 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8319. | (pjsk83) | 89.26 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 8320. | (hychiang) | 89.26 | 90% | 2012-12-27 |
| 8321. | (calevi2) | 89.25 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 8322. | (huynhkhacdat2) | 89.25 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |