I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13616. | Joseph (zingers) | 78.60 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 13617. | Ken (keni98) | 78.60 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 13618. | Forehead (foreheadq) | 78.60 | 95% | 2021-10-30 |
| 13619. | Robert (mrluigi123) | 78.60 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 13620. | Slyme (slymewb) | 78.59 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13621. | Cara (carasoup) | 78.59 | 96.7% | 2023-05-16 |
| 13622. | Chris (chriscole21) | 78.59 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 13623. | Shashank (shanky92) | 78.59 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| 13624. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 78.59 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 13625. | Gon (frixgon) | 78.59 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 13626. | Topre (glados) | 78.59 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 13627. | Ceiba (convenientalbatross) | 78.58 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 13628. | zensei (_zensei_) | 78.58 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 13629. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 13630. | Ronald (ron777) | 78.58 | 98% | 2018-05-26 |
| 13631. | shui (sammi76) | 78.58 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 13632. | Morp (8211morp) | 78.57 | 94.8% | 2024-06-21 |
| 13633. | Paul (unafirwa) | 78.57 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 13634. | HarukiHuh (harukithegoat) | 78.57 | 94% | 2020-06-02 |
| 13635. | Balmorax (balmorax) | 78.57 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 13636. | Jacob (mathboy601) | 78.57 | 88% | 2016-11-04 |
| 13637. | nuradil (nuradil) | 78.57 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 13638. | copol (copol) | 78.57 | 96% | 2016-07-17 |
| 13639. | Lucas (lucasbush3) | 78.55 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 13640. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 78.55 | 94% | 2016-10-28 |
| 13641. | bobby (bobbybigbones) | 78.54 | 97% | 2025-01-04 |
| 13642. | Bala Vignesh (balavignesh26) | 78.54 | 97% | 2024-05-03 |
| 13643. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 78.54 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 13644. | smellyct (smellyct) | 78.54 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| 13645. | Chris (bhrisk) | 78.54 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |