The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2583. | Upendi (upendi) | 111.10 | 98% | 2015-02-03 |
| 2584. | Josh (joegreatness) | 111.10 | 92% | 2012-01-31 |
| 2585. | Rebecca (sleepdontvisit) | 111.09 | 99% | 2015-05-20 |
| 2586. | ekoadipg (ekoadipg) | 111.09 | 99% | 2015-05-03 |
| 2587. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 111.08 | 97% | 2025-07-18 |
| 2588. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 111.08 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 2589. | Adm1n (vilius8) | 111.06 | 99% | 2021-06-23 |
| 2590. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 111.04 | 96% | 2016-04-10 |
| 2591. | Lukas (s018296) | 111.04 | 96% | 2015-01-13 |
| 2592. | RAE (typing_expert) | 111.04 | 97% | 2016-02-26 |
| 2593. | mako (mako640_qwerty) | 111.03 | 89% | 2015-01-05 |
| 2594. | Seth (wmdistraction) | 111.02 | 97% | 2012-12-16 |
| 2595. | Cesca (swell_elle) | 111.01 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 2596. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 111.01 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 2597. | markzeras (mrkmat) | 111.01 | 98.1% | 2023-11-20 |
| 2598. | Bogi (physicx101) | 111.01 | 96% | 2014-11-22 |
| 2599. | Mario (hober) | 111.00 | 98.3% | 2024-03-25 |
| 2600. | Copernicus (copernicsus) | 111.00 | 98.1% | 2024-05-26 |
| 2601. | Adrienne (akmurph) | 111.00 | 97% | 2011-09-02 |
| 2602. | Derek (thenyaz) | 110.99 | 99% | 2025-09-17 |
| 2603. | maya (maiableeds) | 110.99 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 2604. | Hersh (hbhargava) | 110.99 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 2605. | Jessant (jessant) | 110.98 | 97.9% | 2024-07-25 |
| 2606. | Chase (yumtwothree) | 110.96 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 2607. | Michael (mwong95) | 110.96 | 96% | 2015-10-22 |
| 2608. | jubblies (inkyness) | 110.96 | 98% | 2012-03-01 |
| 2609. | ze_or (ze_or) | 110.96 | 98.8% | 2025-01-31 |
| 2610. | (nullchilly) | 110.95 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 2611. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 110.95 | 99.2% | 2024-03-12 |
| 2612. | Jack (jack90001) | 110.94 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |