So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4893. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 99.23 | 99% | 2014-01-20 |
| 4894. | Kenzie (henryn16) | 99.22 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 4895. | Joe (jophish) | 99.21 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 4896. | Tozu (tozu2) | 99.21 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 4897. | KoDaa (knguyen056) | 99.21 | 99% | 2018-08-28 |
| 4898. | Matt (defyinggravity2009@ho... | 99.21 | 99% | 2017-08-13 |
| 4899. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 99.21 | 94% | 2014-05-12 |
| 4900. | Lambdaa (cenkb) | 99.21 | 91% | 2014-01-05 |
| 4901. | pablo (druglord) | 99.20 | 99% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4902. | Daniel (danielhalim244) | 99.20 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 4903. | Bwong (prodigyy) | 99.20 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 4904. | floppyfish278 (floppyfish2789) | 99.20 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 4905. | Steven (stervel) | 99.20 | 98.2% | 2023-08-19 |
| 4906. | Milyedel (reyquexd) | 99.20 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4907. | Rodan (rodcuber) | 99.20 | 96% | 2016-10-28 |
| 4908. | Matt (uzername) | 99.20 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 4909. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 99.19 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 4910. | raz🐢 (razman) | 99.19 | 94% | 2012-12-14 |
| 4911. | Azuul (coolve) | 99.19 | 90% | 2015-02-01 |
| 4912. | (✿ ◕‿◕) (heavyseas) | 99.19 | 88% | 2013-08-26 |
| 4913. | Vi§hal (vishal_sirhind@yah... | 99.19 | 96% | 2014-01-17 |
| 4914. | James (antrix) | 99.19 | 98% | 2017-04-13 |
| 4915. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 99.18 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 4916. | NNNNNAAATTOO (natoxo) | 99.17 | 97% | 2013-04-01 |
| 4917. | Deniz (usrbin) | 99.17 | 98% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4918. | William (obaws) | 99.17 | 94% | 2015-09-02 |
| 4919. | Marco Q. (corzair) | 99.15 | 97% | 2016-07-06 |
| 4920. | Mary (zmds2004) | 99.15 | 86% | 2014-09-02 |
| 4921. | ceique (yogs) | 99.15 | 92% | 2013-09-04 |
| 4922. | slow is fast (leet_is_legit) | 99.14 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |