I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17681. | Xavier (xavieranthonyh) | 69.08 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17682. | Panda (redpanda94242) | 69.07 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 17683. | Denys (owlydesigner) | 69.07 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 17684. | moses (mowoses) | 69.07 | 95% | 2022-07-21 |
| 17685. | T (peacecraft_m) | 69.07 | 98.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 17686. | pond (pond_man31) | 69.07 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 17687. | Watashi_wa (aaron_123) | 69.07 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 17688. | Ghosy (ghosy) | 69.06 | 95% | 2015-09-08 |
| 17689. | Tim (thekwa) | 69.06 | 95% | 2023-12-04 |
| 17690. | Valters (valters07) | 69.06 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 17691. | Mitchell (malmighty) | 69.06 | 80% | 2016-08-30 |
| 17692. | neemra (neemra) | 69.05 | 95% | 2023-07-30 |
| 17693. | Peter Peter (peterpeterpete... | 69.05 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 17694. | maxf (maxf8) | 69.05 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 17695. | spargy (spargy) | 69.05 | 94% | 2016-01-28 |
| 17696. | Daddy (joev55) | 69.05 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 17697. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 69.04 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 17698. | CoolsRollin (coolsrollin) | 69.04 | 96.1% | 2023-12-05 |
| 17699. | WPmeister (wpmeistersmurf) | 69.04 | 95% | 2019-04-10 |
| 17700. | dead (karovdvorak) | 69.03 | 95% | 2018-07-14 |
| 17701. | God (resemble) | 69.03 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 17702. | Bern (berntheseal) | 69.02 | 95.2% | 2023-08-29 |
| 17703. | NHK (nhk451f) | 69.02 | 95.6% | 2023-09-21 |
| 17704. | Matt (mattclowns) | 69.02 | 86% | 2016-06-21 |
| 17705. | Sandy (mimci) | 69.02 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 17706. | Kim P (kimmykimmy) | 69.01 | 95% | 2023-06-15 |
| 17707. | EnergyAbsorber (energy_abso... | 69.01 | 94.7% | 2023-11-26 |
| 17708. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 69.01 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 17709. | john yakuza (ifrxitpxnchi) | 69.01 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 17710. | Harambe (lordharambe) | 69.01 | 88% | 2016-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |