As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19444. | K0ppai (k0ppai) | 62.21 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
19445. | Pete (pete2015) | 62.21 | 94% | 2016-05-18 |
19446. | Oakamoore (oakamoore) | 62.20 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
19447. | B.Subramanyam (dipu111) | 62.20 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
19448. | Neal (zyeo) | 62.20 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
19449. | Shaun (hemoe) | 62.20 | 91% | 2015-10-12 |
19450. | Ilias (iliasanastasiadis) | 62.20 | 91% | 2016-10-12 |
19451. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 62.19 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
19452. | Emil (mielies1) | 62.19 | 98% | 2016-11-18 |
19453. | Aise (ryen_th) | 62.19 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
19454. | Enrico (onenrico) | 62.19 | 91% | 2016-06-17 |
19455. | Nikunj (khokharnikunj8) | 62.19 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
19456. | Marcus (miiizu) | 62.18 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
19457. | :) (erincur123) | 62.18 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
19458. | Manu (manu_uchiha) | 62.18 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
19459. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 62.18 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
19460. | Nirmith (nirmith_akash) | 62.17 | 95% | 2023-02-25 |
19461. | Aryan (jeffery346) | 62.17 | 94% | 2019-08-23 |
19462. | Janjay Ean (janjayr) | 62.17 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
19463. | pica123 (yeeboi) | 62.17 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
19464. | sendhilkumar (coolsendhil) | 62.17 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
19465. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-03-20 |
19466. | tstats[jack_kuzilan] (jack_... | 62.16 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
19467. | apolcube (japollopntr77) | 62.16 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
19468. | Speed (speedking01) | 62.16 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
19469. | anna (gpanna) | 62.16 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
19470. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
19471. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
19472. | AtomRong (atomrong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
19473. | Sky (husam365) | 62.16 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |