So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30861. | Parag (parag_gn) | 51.02 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 30862. | Martin (niquid) | 51.02 | 95% | 2018-09-07 |
| 30863. | valery (valery) | 51.02 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 30864. | Jacko (jackomx) | 51.02 | 96% | 2012-12-23 |
| 30865. | yuyu (dingyy) | 51.02 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 30866. | Shady (shady2003) | 51.01 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 30867. | B O R G I R (inspeedwetrust) | 51.01 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 30868. | WorkmanRyan (workryanman) | 51.01 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 30869. | mamounitor (mamounitor) | 51.00 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
| 30870. | hamzah (hamzahker) | 51.00 | 95% | 2017-09-02 |
| 30871. | plip (plip) | 51.00 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 30872. | Matt (matt4132) | 51.00 | 93% | 2017-01-10 |
| 30873. | Sangryool (sangryool) | 51.00 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 30874. | Eamon (eamondvorak) | 51.00 | 95% | 2013-11-25 |
| 30875. | zar (shwetoee@gmail.com) | 51.00 | 94% | 2012-09-22 |
| 30876. | Mustafa (msfilmwala) | 51.00 | 90% | 2013-07-06 |
| 30877. | vipariano (vipariano) | 50.99 | 93% | 2023-08-07 |
| 30878. | vagabondwind (vagabondwind) | 50.99 | 97.4% | 2023-08-31 |
| 30879. | Tasnim (misteryoda) | 50.99 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 30880. | ___ (coolscott) | 50.99 | 92% | 2013-03-14 |
| 30881. | Ilya (iliya) | 50.99 | 91% | 2014-03-23 |
| 30882. | Matt (redspeck_bluestate) | 50.99 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 30883. | c466851 (c466851) | 50.98 | 96.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 30884. | Sobuj (greensobuj) | 50.98 | 94% | 2021-09-26 |
| 30885. | Alex (aatwood) | 50.98 | 92% | 2011-08-08 |
| 30886. | rip byron (sebastianw) | 50.98 | 94% | 2020-01-07 |
| 30887. | Nikita (ne_kita) | 50.98 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 30888. | Fred (fredsavage) | 50.98 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
| 30889. | TKTopz (tktopz) | 50.97 | 91% | 2012-07-31 |
| 30890. | Nick (sidj0n) | 50.97 | 86% | 2014-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |