So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23743. | gc21 (giim_chyn) | 62.50 | 96% | 2016-04-15 |
| 23744. | TRUMP (tiepin) | 62.50 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 23745. | NightMagic6 (nightmagic6) | 62.50 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 23746. | Glenn (gwikran) | 62.50 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 23747. | Archie (runemoose42) | 62.50 | 96% | 2018-06-01 |
| 23748. | NicTreb (senior_toto) | 62.50 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 23749. | Cucu (cucu_grey) | 62.50 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 23750. | Gay (bopmaster) | 62.50 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| 23751. | vincent (kimbing) | 62.50 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 23752. | Vania (chandrakirana) | 62.50 | 96% | 2014-06-12 |
| 23753. | Stefan (thisiskaz) | 62.50 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 23754. | Sergey (mak_kbtu) | 62.50 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 23755. | Adrind (abgzet) | 62.49 | 94% | 2022-08-20 |
| 23756. | ! (heckar) | 62.49 | 94% | 2022-04-07 |
| 23757. | Ruben (benurix) | 62.49 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 23758. | Dominic (dark_demon) | 62.49 | 96% | 2012-01-20 |
| 23759. | Chongtek (markmai) | 62.48 | 89% | 2011-10-06 |
| 23760. | Akuma (akumaayush) | 62.48 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 23761. | Buttersauce (eljay808) | 62.48 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 23762. | Annisa Suha Fadhila (annisa... | 62.48 | 94% | 2013-06-28 |
| 23763. | Fast (cooloppo) | 62.48 | 91% | 2015-06-08 |
| 23764. | wou (solacingme) | 62.48 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 23765. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 62.48 | 95% | 2012-04-17 |
| 23766. | Machine (longshort) | 62.47 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 23767. | Roy (fireragenl) | 62.47 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 23768. | Jeevanesh (jeevanesh12) | 62.47 | 96% | 2018-05-12 |
| 23769. | Gabe (gabrielfg5) | 62.46 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 23770. | tstats[bmkkittie] (bmkkittie) | 62.46 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23771. | Rwu (rwu_) | 62.46 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 23772. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 62.46 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |