So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24845. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 60.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 24846. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 60.84 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
| 24847. | alejandrodenica89 (alejandr... | 60.84 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 24848. | Joshua (munk) | 60.84 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 24849. | Alex (rxndom) | 60.83 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 24850. | RSE (anbioable) | 60.83 | 95% | 2015-05-03 |
| 24851. | thuytinh (hoathuytinhst12) | 60.83 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 24852. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 60.83 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 24853. | Vivek (vp229) | 60.83 | 98% | 2012-10-01 |
| 24854. | Mikael (herbertwest) | 60.83 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
| 24855. | Lộc (loccb90) | 60.83 | 98% | 2016-03-05 |
| 24856. | Rogeriusx (rogeriusx) | 60.83 | 91% | 2012-03-27 |
| 24857. | Luka (garicluka) | 60.82 | 94% | 2022-11-30 |
| 24858. | Salomon (poufipluf) | 60.82 | 93% | 2017-01-06 |
| 24859. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 60.82 | 95% | 2011-08-09 |
| 24860. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 60.82 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 24861. | Tyler (tyty5949) | 60.81 | 92% | 2014-05-23 |
| 24862. | Aykono (aykono) | 60.81 | 89% | 2012-05-21 |
| 24863. | coolboy (coolboy7) | 60.81 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 24864. | Jane (cxzawerf) | 60.81 | 96% | 2014-09-07 |
| 24865. | ding dong (dion109) | 60.81 | 98% | 2016-05-02 |
| 24866. | Whitman (whitman) | 60.81 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 24867. | jacqueline (jjbj) | 60.81 | 94% | 2012-02-05 |
| 24868. | মামুন (halfbloodp... | 60.81 | 96% | 2012-09-05 |
| 24869. | Grognak (coolermaster) | 60.81 | 93% | 2015-11-22 |
| 24870. | hira (hiralama) | 60.80 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 24871. | Sunny (blacksunnyday) | 60.80 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 24872. | Arjun (illuminious) | 60.80 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 24873. | AUDEAMUS (audeamus) | 60.80 | 99% | 2022-01-03 |
| 24874. | Myrhon (meemj) | 60.80 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |