I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13003. | Pbev (pbev) | 81.00 | 88% | 2017-03-16 |
| 13004. | Minh (formulasquid) | 80.99 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 13005. | lettuce (lettuceandahalf) | 80.99 | 97.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13006. | Daniel (danie1) | 80.99 | 97.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13007. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 80.98 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 13008. | Tom (mbappe_07) | 80.98 | 98.8% | 2024-02-23 |
| 13009. | Jayesh (jayeshaw) | 80.98 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 13010. | Alexander (dencyh) | 80.98 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 13011. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 80.98 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 13012. | (psyhackological) | 80.98 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 13013. | Terry (ledzeppeman) | 80.98 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 13014. | BASIL (basilps123) | 80.97 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 13015. | soda, pop, tonic ( which on... | 80.97 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13016. | Christian (loggityloglog) | 80.97 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 13017. | DADE (dad_ee) | 80.96 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 13018. | Mersmes (mersmes) | 80.96 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 13019. | Pokey (pikachu3182) | 80.95 | 99% | 2022-11-19 |
| 13020. | Dead (deadinside_101_2) | 80.95 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 13021. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 80.95 | 99% | 2017-08-31 |
| 13022. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 80.95 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 13023. | Sporak (cheeseballoon) | 80.94 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 13024. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 80.94 | 97.6% | 2023-09-12 |
| 13025. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 80.94 | 96.2% | 2024-08-16 |
| 13026. | ella (ella2043) | 80.94 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 13027. | momimomo (momimomo) | 80.94 | 98% | 2019-12-22 |
| 13028. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 80.94 | 100% | 2021-04-10 |
| 13029. | Marc (imfastasfuk) | 80.93 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 13030. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 80.93 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 13031. | Shreyas (shreyasacharya) | 80.93 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 13032. | Tyler (hiboflavin) | 80.93 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |