The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22269. | Nathan (nathanwithnums) | 68.40 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 22270. | Bob (sammysam) | 68.40 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 22271. | Mahwish (mahwish) | 68.40 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 22272. | Brendan (concice) | 68.39 | 95% | 2023-02-21 |
| 22273. | Calle (bensonandhedges1) | 68.39 | 94% | 2022-12-08 |
| 22274. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 68.39 | 94% | 2016-08-24 |
| 22275. | Eugene (evg64) | 68.39 | 97% | 2013-11-26 |
| 22276. | Aaron (cocotato) | 68.39 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| 22277. | Shally (shallybroken) | 68.38 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 22278. | Jimmy Le🇻🇳🇺🇸 (c... | 68.38 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 22279. | Gilbert (sigalingging_23) | 68.38 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 22280. | Ermis (m4j0r4n1x) | 68.38 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 22281. | Justin (ringei) | 68.38 | 96% | 2012-04-11 |
| 22282. | Sarah (sarah1990) | 68.38 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 22283. | Kang (kangman) | 68.38 | 96% | 2012-03-26 |
| 22284. | Darko (d_a_x) | 68.38 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 22285. | anatoly (tolya) | 68.37 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 22286. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 68.37 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 22287. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 68.37 | 95% | 2020-01-29 |
| 22288. | Brian (malachi77) | 68.37 | 95% | 2016-11-29 |
| 22289. | Control (controlpanel) | 68.37 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 22290. | danakittyy (danakittyy) | 68.37 | 90% | 2011-12-16 |
| 22291. | Symoun (sim1ong) | 68.36 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 22292. | Carlos (carloszapata) | 68.36 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 22293. | Suze (suze_com) | 68.36 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 22294. | Anjila (speed923) | 68.36 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 22295. | Nenokem (abyssiniawii) | 68.36 | 92% | 2012-06-01 |
| 22296. | Chris (chenstopher) | 68.36 | 86% | 2011-12-24 |
| 22297. | Camerron (camerron) | 68.36 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 22298. | Danni (danni_typeracer) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |