Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6433. | Spookeh (spookeeh) | 94.56 | 91% | 2016-09-01 |
| 6434. | Sinkingecstasies (sinkingec... | 94.56 | 99% | 2021-05-11 |
| 6435. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 94.56 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 6436. | sleeang (sleeang) | 94.56 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 6437. | Bloodborne (bloodborne_2) | 94.55 | 95% | 2020-03-13 |
| 6438. | Brad (thaboggla) | 94.55 | 98% | 2018-09-30 |
| 6439. | 🐸bingus🐸 (dearmr) | 94.55 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 6440. | Kate (dolovergirl) | 94.55 | 99% | 2022-07-17 |
| 6441. | Octo (octophobia) | 94.54 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 6442. | Richard (rbarlow) | 94.54 | 97% | 2012-08-25 |
| 6443. | paul (superspys) | 94.54 | 98% | 2015-09-13 |
| 6444. | Mighty (saranb) | 94.53 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 6445. | Trevor (trevor) | 94.52 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 6446. | Carla (xiao_chan07) | 94.52 | 99% | 2011-09-26 |
| 6447. | Kenn (klaw2212) | 94.52 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 6448. | cesar (cparra02) | 94.52 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 6449. | ........... (contra3) | 94.51 | 97% | 2015-03-17 |
| 6450. | Robert (jstlink) | 94.51 | 98% | 2016-03-21 |
| 6451. | lahmacun (lahmacun228) | 94.51 | 96.1% | 2023-06-29 |
| 6452. | LadyGaga (4dd3r4ll) | 94.51 | 95% | 2019-05-30 |
| 6453. | Crock112 (crock112) | 94.51 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 6454. | Anderson (dadawg911) | 94.50 | 94% | 2012-01-26 |
| 6455. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 94.49 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 6456. | OU (ounurse) | 94.49 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 6457. | Johnofan (johnofan) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 6458. | Chaitanya (chaitanya25) | 94.49 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 6459. | Cooper (cglavin) | 94.49 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 6460. | poke (ekop1) | 94.48 | 94% | 2015-08-26 |
| 6461. | Homer (cowmonger) | 94.48 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 6462. | Allan (allandallon) | 94.48 | 97.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |