Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4802. | apple (appleju_1ce) | 53.93 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 4803. | chris (mcracerson) | 53.90 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 4804. | lio (osybius) | 53.90 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 4805. | Boncho (bochl1n) | 53.88 | 93% | 2018-08-25 |
| 4806. | Alwin (alwin1909) | 53.88 | 95% | 2020-05-31 |
| 4807. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 53.88 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4808. | Lai (lai_) | 53.87 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4809. | jp (jetalidro) | 53.85 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 4810. | Troy (ic3b3rg) | 53.85 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4811. | Dan (dankarnus) | 53.84 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4812. | hombrebueno (hombrebah) | 53.84 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 4813. | Brokelyn (brokelynprincess) | 53.83 | 94% | 2018-03-05 |
| 4814. | god (god_is_here) | 53.82 | 94% | 2020-10-22 |
| 4815. | Haider (hiderbider) | 53.82 | 94% | 2020-06-19 |
| 4816. | Khoi (khoitran) | 53.82 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 4817. | tswift (tswift0105) | 53.81 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 4818. | Antti (antchu17) | 53.79 | 95% | 2020-09-18 |
| 4819. | Beese (continentalcontext) | 53.79 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4820. | KevDa5'9" (bigkeve1) | 53.78 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 4821. | DaVinky (xxlarrylegendxx) | 53.78 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4822. | Duo (duoyu3) | 53.78 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 4823. | Kasey (kasegaff) | 53.78 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 4824. | Kojo (kojoatta) | 53.73 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 4825. | Razib (razibfh) | 53.70 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 4826. | cpt (sailorrr) | 53.70 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 4827. | Skid (brandos1894) | 53.68 | 94% | 2019-09-06 |
| 4828. | Róbert (worder01) | 53.68 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 4829. | ¼ (tikboy123) | 53.67 | 95% | 2019-11-28 |
| 4830. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 53.66 | 95% | 2018-04-29 |
| 4831. | Ioannis (ipaio) | 53.66 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |