As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13330. | datmeko (uralbeking) | 76.98 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 13331. | Michael (schuh98) | 76.98 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 13332. | Justin (jubstein) | 76.98 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 13333. | Amy (amy159) | 76.98 | 91% | 2015-12-31 |
| 13334. | Mike (yoshyosh) | 76.97 | 97% | 2024-06-10 |
| 13335. | Captain (eren_eager) | 76.97 | 97% | 2026-05-18 |
| 13336. | Denis (1nadequacy) | 76.97 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
| 13337. | Hieu (txhieu) | 76.97 | 96% | 2017-03-15 |
| 13338. | Steef (skunitz) | 76.96 | 96% | 2015-06-23 |
| 13339. | gurditts (kenyasugondeez) | 76.96 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 13340. | Duke (ducanup01) | 76.96 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13341. | Terrance (edgy_iguana) | 76.96 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13342. | 1 (desser2) | 76.96 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 13343. | VEEEE (acowname) | 76.96 | 99% | 2018-09-10 |
| 13344. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 76.96 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 13345. | Pepi (pepimen843) | 76.95 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 13346. | ensarp (entity313) | 76.94 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 13347. | D (consumption) | 76.94 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 13348. | Patrick (deathtoclickies) | 76.93 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 13349. | Str (strmps) | 76.93 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 13350. | Mams (mammaryfoam) | 76.93 | 96% | 2015-09-10 |
| 13351. | AMAN (player7714) | 76.93 | 96.8% | 2024-02-07 |
| 13352. | A (stoician) | 76.93 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 13353. | Orca (diggory) | 76.92 | 98% | 2024-04-09 |
| 13354. | ayorgo (ayorgo) | 76.92 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 13355. | Wallstreetbets (buyspycallo... | 76.92 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 13356. | Michael (micecheese) | 76.92 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 13357. | Sondr (pngstr) | 76.92 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 13358. | Jordyn (jstick384) | 76.92 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 13359. | Kevin (kevin_he) | 76.91 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |