The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18039. | Toddy (toddies) | 74.62 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18040. | (lonerguy) | 74.62 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 18041. | Stephenhs (stephenhs) | 74.62 | 92% | 2014-03-19 |
| 18042. | (kidnappster) | 74.62 | 92% | 2014-08-11 |
| 18043. | Peter (perokema) | 74.62 | 95% | 2013-02-20 |
| 18044. | govind (djgovins) | 74.62 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 18045. | (aeoryth1) | 74.62 | 91% | 2011-11-16 |
| 18046. | (anorell) | 74.61 | 91% | 2013-08-23 |
| 18047. | Orfyba (orfyba) | 74.60 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 18048. | (qatarking24) | 74.60 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 18049. | (chickenmaster1) | 74.60 | 89% | 2016-03-22 |
| 18050. | Jonathan (thouy) | 74.59 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 18051. | (cooride) | 74.59 | 94% | 2020-01-22 |
| 18052. | (wrzim) | 74.59 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 18053. | (bloodysmoke) | 74.59 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 18054. | (under) | 74.59 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 18055. | (jotis) | 74.58 | 91% | 2017-03-14 |
| 18056. | Fery (feri_hk) | 74.58 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 18057. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 74.58 | 94% | 2023-03-16 |
| 18058. | (consumption) | 74.58 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 18059. | (sloth_speed) | 74.58 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 18060. | Steve (mehniacal) | 74.58 | 94% | 2012-11-02 |
| 18061. | zsolt (zsolesz) | 74.58 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 18062. | (mp7maniac) | 74.58 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 18063. | Kelsey (kelseyhigham) | 74.58 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 18064. | (toxicbaby3000) | 74.57 | 94.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 18065. | Cihsa (oddlysatisfly) | 74.57 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 18066. | (tuquach212) | 74.57 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 18067. | NO (longkiemphi) | 74.57 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 18068. | DK (dkagustin) | 74.57 | 94% | 2014-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |