When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5052. | Samarth (samarthmayya) | 97.51 | 98% | 2024-04-16 |
| 5053. | tsapi (tsapi) | 97.51 | 99% | 2018-05-14 |
| 5054. | hjl316ygh489yu (hjl316ygh48... | 97.51 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 5055. | Yan (betterjanek) | 97.50 | 96.1% | 2024-10-08 |
| 5056. | Jonah (workman04) | 97.50 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 5057. | onel (onel11) | 97.50 | 96.2% | 2023-05-19 |
| 5058. | ⭕⃤ (carmatain) | 97.50 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 5059. | Charles (jonchurst) | 97.49 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 5060. | Ted (macfan) | 97.48 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 5061. | heclord (heclord) | 97.48 | 99.1% | 2024-11-05 |
| 5062. | Phil (mxclear) | 97.48 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 5063. | East (eastwind21) | 97.48 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 5064. | Ethan (yaboinugget) | 97.48 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 5065. | Silver Bullet (rcanist) | 97.47 | 98% | 2025-09-06 |
| 5066. | Senk (mrsenk) | 97.47 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 5067. | Juan (isayuno) | 97.46 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 5068. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 97.45 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5069. | Conrad (conradl) | 97.45 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 5070. | Brandon (lixer_kixer) | 97.45 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 5071. | jk (yubint) | 97.44 | 98.3% | 2025-03-19 |
| 5072. | Coilette (coilette) | 97.44 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5073. | chusen (chusen99) | 97.44 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 5074. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 97.44 | 97% | 2025-11-18 |
| 5075. | Yadira (yadirairiz) | 97.43 | 96% | 2026-04-28 |
| 5076. | Herbie (hjrand1005) | 97.42 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 5077. | Munchy (munchy12) | 97.42 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 5078. | SofleV2Practice (soflev2pra... | 97.41 | 97.3% | 2025-03-05 |
| 5079. | John (john62180) | 97.41 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 5080. | Karl (relentlesstyper) | 97.41 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 5081. | Izzy (isabella1203) | 97.41 | 94% | 2017-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |