As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13537. | (waltznum2) | 76.00 | 97% | 2025-03-05 |
| 13538. | AJ (alquinso_) | 76.00 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
| 13539. | Jadyn (snyderator13) | 76.00 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 13540. | Wan (zenag) | 76.00 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 13541. | (sheilsarda) | 76.00 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 13542. | (luclukiluc) | 76.00 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 13543. | (crazy_typeracer) | 75.99 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 13544. | (rocketriderben1) | 75.99 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 13545. | (23woodyj) | 75.99 | 97% | 2016-12-14 |
| 13546. | (coles_lambo_15) | 75.99 | 95.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13547. | (eh643027) | 75.99 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13548. | JZ (j621z) | 75.98 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 13549. | (mkbnk201) | 75.98 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13550. | (charming_door) | 75.98 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 13551. | Dean (elusiveking) | 75.98 | 97.1% | 2023-07-12 |
| 13552. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 75.98 | 93% | 2016-12-20 |
| 13553. | (huskeygg) | 75.97 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 13554. | (ooipuijack) | 75.97 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 13555. | (gbvicente) | 75.97 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| 13556. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 75.97 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 13557. | Conor (conormac02) | 75.97 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 13558. | (pimxtreme) | 75.97 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
| 13559. | (m3rky) | 75.97 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 13560. | (nizzel) | 75.97 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
| 13561. | (walterfan) | 75.96 | 97% | 2025-10-10 |
| 13562. | (yungtraplord69) | 75.96 | 94% | 2017-03-08 |
| 13563. | ben (benwang1) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 13564. | vedsai (vedsai) | 75.96 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13565. | (quoshi) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 13566. | (brennan7) | 75.95 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |