And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18716. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 81.31 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 18717. | Bean (benchen123) | 81.31 | 97.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 18718. | aaron (buhnrop) | 81.31 | 95% | 2018-05-27 |
| 18719. | tstats[log1xmeister] (log1x... | 81.31 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 18720. | Caleb (keaseacan) | 81.31 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 18721. | Heajin (goldui) | 81.31 | 95% | 2014-08-05 |
| 18722. | Whitney (drxpdeadgxrgexs) | 81.30 | 97% | 2013-03-29 |
| 18723. | Fanta (fantamelon) | 81.30 | 94% | 2012-10-07 |
| 18724. | Akira (s_akira) | 81.30 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 18725. | Hugo (skullp) | 81.30 | 94% | 2014-03-24 |
| 18726. | tstats[wickedglory] (wicked... | 81.30 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 18727. | Mimi (mimzo) | 81.30 | 94% | 2011-09-12 |
| 18728. | Jose Antonio (jarceantonio) | 81.29 | 99% | 2023-09-03 |
| 18729. | mav (maverror) | 81.29 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 18730. | Spark (sparkdedog) | 81.29 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 18731. | BK (bk21) | 81.29 | 95% | 2019-08-26 |
| 18732. | greendragons (greendragons) | 81.28 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 18733. | MSeanM (seanzou) | 81.28 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 18734. | Connor (connor623) | 81.28 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 18735. | Dylan (cherrycoke33) | 81.28 | 92% | 2017-06-04 |
| 18736. | Siddhant (sidcipher) | 81.27 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
| 18737. | Unstoppable (unstoppable) | 81.27 | 94% | 2012-06-15 |
| 18738. | not rage (sadge47) | 81.27 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 18739. | james (chilty14) | 81.27 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
| 18740. | N W (niwore) | 81.27 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 18741. | Bo (hatchbo) | 81.27 | 86% | 2015-11-21 |
| 18742. | Emilio (emiliokyp) | 81.27 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 18743. | NikeTheProSk8r (nikethepros... | 81.26 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 18744. | yasuneko (yasuneko) | 81.26 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18745. | Tri (neverwalk) | 81.26 | 97% | 2011-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |