So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19334. | ejay (spacebars_) | 69.52 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 19335. | Christian (yesnomaybe) | 69.52 | 92% | 2013-04-09 |
| 19336. | Aiden (yoyolus) | 69.52 | 95% | 2017-03-22 |
| 19337. | instantmax (schmiddla) | 69.52 | 94% | 2014-08-11 |
| 19338. | Justin (brando) | 69.52 | 92% | 2014-04-10 |
| 19339. | Boris (xivid2) | 69.51 | 94% | 2016-12-28 |
| 19340. | Zaki (menza_zm) | 69.51 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| 19341. | ATinyFish (atinyfish) | 69.51 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 19342. | Frankie (frdkielo) | 69.51 | 96% | 2014-06-27 |
| 19343. | Rob (smooff) | 69.51 | 93% | 2017-04-21 |
| 19344. | Jay (jaybatavia) | 69.51 | 95% | 2013-07-16 |
| 19345. | Sofia (miku210) | 69.50 | 96% | 2013-12-25 |
| 19346. | Bill (billsquare) | 69.50 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 19347. | Domas (little1snipez) | 69.50 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 19348. | Hello (helloworld) | 69.50 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 19349. | Vi (anne777) | 69.50 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 19350. | Screen (screendoor) | 69.49 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 19351. | mike (walkblind) | 69.49 | 90% | 2013-07-16 |
| 19352. | Tenzin (tenzintsering2002) | 69.49 | 96.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 19353. | jamie (ravissantt) | 69.49 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 19354. | Do (trungkien622004) | 69.49 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 19355. | Sudipta (confusedphoton1) | 69.49 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 19356. | Hannes (p1k3) | 69.48 | 95% | 2016-08-17 |
| 19357. | _ (ovorampage) | 69.48 | 94% | 2020-07-13 |
| 19358. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 69.48 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 19359. | Drew (dmart) | 69.48 | 91% | 2015-08-13 |
| 19360. | S (st_bertie) | 69.47 | 98% | 2015-02-20 |
| 19361. | fakaped (fakaped) | 69.47 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 19362. | Debz (crisfannum1) | 69.47 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 19363. | tuttle (tuttle) | 69.47 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |