So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31826. | Dawa Sherpa (da_wa) | 49.73 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 31827. | Victor (viktorian3d) | 49.73 | 95% | 2014-11-05 |
| 31828. | alex (pmills8) | 49.73 | 92% | 2015-12-28 |
| 31829. | Lambo (lambo2012) | 49.73 | 92% | 2012-01-29 |
| 31830. | mike (hochbegabt) | 49.72 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 31831. | Mixhaeeek (0lszowm) | 49.72 | 94% | 2022-01-25 |
| 31832. | Ivo (ruberiot) | 49.72 | 95% | 2022-06-03 |
| 31833. | Riku (rikuc) | 49.72 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 31834. | tonarinodashu (letsgototokyo) | 49.72 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 31835. | Tim (ts00834811) | 49.72 | 90% | 2014-05-14 |
| 31836. | Mr (renierc) | 49.72 | 91% | 2015-09-01 |
| 31837. | Delerith (delerith) | 49.72 | 94% | 2014-11-21 |
| 31838. | Phuong (mustang) | 49.72 | 94% | 2011-06-29 |
| 31839. | Murtaza (murtazaomid) | 49.71 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 31840. | Ariared (ariared) | 49.71 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 31841. | Mike (yuchun1108) | 49.71 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 31842. | Marco (baccorosso) | 49.70 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 31843. | Baibars (sazin_me) | 49.70 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 31844. | MAHMUD (mahmudul_hhh) | 49.70 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 31845. | Ami (maiami) | 49.70 | 94% | 2012-02-09 |
| 31846. | Dennis (toman118) | 49.70 | 88% | 2015-08-02 |
| 31847. | B (confounded) | 49.70 | 90% | 2014-01-17 |
| 31848. | Mehmet (kapitan_aus_irak) | 49.69 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 31849. | Sukhmander (mumbofromavnota... | 49.69 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 31850. | Josefin (joseko) | 49.69 | 94% | 2021-01-16 |
| 31851. | Jacob (poison_) | 49.69 | 94% | 2017-07-25 |
| 31852. | Pervy (bbking2bobby@yahoo.com) | 49.69 | 94% | 2012-10-29 |
| 31853. | Thegirlinblue (thegirlinblue) | 49.69 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 31854. | juraseg (juraseg) | 49.69 | 95% | 2012-03-20 |
| 31855. | greendragons (greendragons) | 49.68 | 93% | 2013-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |