And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13448. | Yogender Singh Jadon (yogen... | 90.60 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 13449. | Blake (25kangboyang) | 90.60 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 13450. | Sejleren (jzderulo) | 90.59 | 97% | 2020-02-09 |
| 13451. | pri (prinni) | 90.59 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
| 13452. | James (harold_jeffreys) | 90.58 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 13453. | Joe (joeeeeeeeeee) | 90.58 | 88% | 2013-08-16 |
| 13454. | Kyle (soapynome) | 90.58 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 13455. | Pancho (zone2oo0) | 90.58 | 96% | 2016-10-19 |
| 13456. | Leah (genitileah) | 90.58 | 95% | 2015-01-24 |
| 13457. | tofu (gigglesxgiggles) | 90.57 | 91% | 2014-11-12 |
| 13458. | Kage (kagealan) | 90.57 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 13459. | slowAf (slow_af_dvorak) | 90.57 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 13460. | NickyPP (weenniecat) | 90.57 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13461. | Filco (filcobrowns) | 90.57 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
| 13462. | Mike (myth) | 90.57 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 13463. | Andrew (wonginator1221) | 90.57 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 13464. | 👺 (confiscar) | 90.56 | 97.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13465. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 90.56 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 13466. | Jacob (rath130) | 90.56 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 13467. | Ken (ken_dv) | 90.56 | 96% | 2016-06-13 |
| 13468. | braddagio (braddagiobradbry... | 90.56 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 13469. | Maria (ladymariag) | 90.55 | 100% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13470. | Mark (markieisfast) | 90.55 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 13471. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 90.55 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13472. | Mathias (msivert) | 90.55 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 13473. | William (willezur) | 90.55 | 86% | 2016-01-28 |
| 13474. | Plato (observer_02) | 90.55 | 94% | 2017-02-24 |
| 13475. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 90.55 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 13476. | Bartłomiej (y3v4d) | 90.54 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13477. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 90.54 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |