Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11385. | Brisco County (briscocounty) | 83.19 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 11386. | Jimmy (tenjimmy) | 83.19 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 11387. | Kaylee (kmcconville) | 83.19 | 96% | 2016-01-28 |
| 11388. | Thai meo (mrme0c0n) | 83.19 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 11389. | Bryan (bmyutuc) | 83.19 | 94% | 2016-06-19 |
| 11390. | Tomi (tstojkovski) | 83.19 | 94% | 2011-08-28 |
| 11391. | fastest (haringtyping) | 83.19 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 11392. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 83.19 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 11393. | duy (phanhuahuuduy) | 83.19 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 11394. | MAD (greeny3003) | 83.19 | 100% | 2017-01-31 |
| 11395. | uwu (serashkut) | 83.19 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 11396. | asmo (asmodaiii) | 83.18 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 11397. | J (captain) | 83.18 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 11398. | Carl (carlstanson) | 83.18 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
| 11399. | Jose (josethomas) | 83.18 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 11400. | Suliot (suliot) | 83.18 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 11401. | Felix (f2862089986) | 83.17 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 11402. | Concon (concon_bcna) | 83.17 | 95% | 2016-12-21 |
| 11403. | renz (rennzyboo) | 83.17 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
| 11404. | Autumn (act01) | 83.17 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11405. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 83.16 | 98% | 2015-04-08 |
| 11406. | Plague (plaguey) | 83.16 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 11407. | Nathaniel (rocketgenius) | 83.16 | 99% | 2013-05-03 |
| 11408. | Poopy (poopyraymond) | 83.16 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11409. | Squishi (squishirat) | 83.16 | 97% | 2020-12-24 |
| 11410. | janus312 (janus312) | 83.16 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 11411. | Sirah (sirrah) | 83.16 | 95% | 2013-06-08 |
| 11412. | Machowski (loanel) | 83.16 | 94% | 2015-12-27 |
| 11413. | Code (codename47) | 83.16 | 98.2% | 2023-05-16 |
| 11414. | Ranch (ranchie) | 83.16 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |