So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5579. | Nihad (laptop_typing) | 97.17 | 87% | 2014-02-19 |
| 5580. | Cyclo (cycloglobin) | 97.17 | 98% | 2015-09-07 |
| 5581. | lon'qu (cadeth) | 97.17 | 95% | 2016-08-24 |
| 5582. | Stewart Stewart (stewsquared) | 97.16 | 98% | 2014-07-14 |
| 5583. | AikChun (aikchun616) | 97.16 | 98% | 2014-05-10 |
| 5584. | Ben (benwcc) | 97.15 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 5585. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 97.15 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 5586. | Dylan (ddsmith1999) | 97.15 | 98% | 2017-05-22 |
| 5587. | Purple (chichaca) | 97.15 | 96% | 2012-08-22 |
| 5588. | Csaba (csabi_) | 97.14 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 5589. | Sven (zeverit) | 97.14 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 5590. | samt (samt) | 97.14 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 5591. | Jason (jay236) | 97.14 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 5592. | ema (ema_) | 97.13 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5593. | LockStock (lockstock) | 97.13 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 5594. | JiminL (jiminl) | 97.12 | 98% | 2011-10-04 |
| 5595. | Tyler (tibblez) | 97.11 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 5596. | John Hairam (computerpod123) | 97.11 | 92% | 2016-08-15 |
| 5597. | x5la (x5la) | 97.11 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5598. | Gabriel (jglievano) | 97.11 | 98% | 2013-02-12 |
| 5599. | Jessamee (jessarawrr) | 97.11 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 5600. | WhyAlGorequotes (jaredboy85) | 97.11 | 99% | 2013-02-14 |
| 5601. | griV (griv) | 97.10 | 97.4% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5602. | Dovid (dymusicguy) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 5603. | Kurtel (kurtel) | 97.10 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 5604. | Matthew (mwells56) | 97.09 | 99% | 2022-10-27 |
| 5605. | Matthew (matosh) | 97.08 | 99% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5606. | Aiden (acer564) | 97.08 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 5607. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 97.08 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 5608. | null (nullnite) | 97.07 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |